You don’t know me like I was. The me when I was corporate. It’s why I was always welcome and always rehired through my myriad proclivities. You never understood my value and it’s why you wrongfully think I have no ambition. I am loyal. I am political to a fault. In that world I only know resilience and survival. I eat people I don’t like or who I think are unhelpful. I will sabotage your bungee cord and return your smile when you jump. I’m much much softer now. There are still teeth in my mouth and bile in my gut.