Everyone thinks drumming is easy. Tap your fingers to your favorite song. You can’t handle the backbeat but think you’re Neil Peart because you can hit your knees in time to Tom Sawyer. Now, make your left hand hit at 3/4 time and your right at 3/8 to make that delayed sound. Now make sure you’re right foot never meets the bass while your left foot hits metronomic time. Cymbals. But not too much. Your left foot is too fast. Now all four limbs. Now. Oh, and sing in harmony. You imbecile. Drummers are hidden behind drums. But they do things you will never do. And this includes fucking Pamela Anderson with an impossibly large drummer dick.
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